Luke ‘Egg Mayo’ Schwartz let his playing do the talking at the Party Poker World Open V in London yeaterday.
Despite almost not playing in the tournament and being escorted by a minder whereever he went (including the toilet!) he still somehow managed to win heat 1 of the Party Poker event.

Maybe it was his seat (facing away from the sandwiches) that was lucky, or maybe Luke is just an amazing poker player with a low anger threshold, only time will tell.
One things for sure it’s never dull when he’s about.

Elsewhere in Heat two of the tournament Phil ‘Unabomber’ Laak (pictured) dominated and with a little luck and a great call from a bluff by Praz Bansi battled through to face FullFlush1 along with one of the following players in Heat 3 -

Sammy “world record cracker challenge loser” George, Unabombers main squeeze the beautiful Jennifer Tilly, Tom “Durrr” Dwan, Neil Channing and Roland De Wolfe. At the time of writing Jennifer is favourite at the table, but as we all know it ain’t over til the fat lady sings.

First prize is a nice cheque for £250,000 and the final will definitely be one to watch.

More news later …